Feeling Blah

I'm having a very 'blah' day today. I would love to just curl up into bed and stay there. It's taking a lot of energy to not snap at people. There are numerous reasons for this feeling and only one of them is that it's Monday. If you want to know the rest, I will share with you but don't feel the need to write them all down. In the grand scheme of life, they are insignificant. But, still making for a not-quite-good day.
So, if you have any funny stories to share with me, that would be awesome! I could use a good laugh (and some chocolate).